Monday, September 21, 2009

Obama Is the Cat In The Hat?

I may have figured this out. The adoration of Obama may be directly related to children’s books. In both “The Cat in the Hat” and “The Cat in the Hat Comes Back”, the titular “Cat” is able to do all kinds of entertaining shenanigans yet somehow -some how – able at the end to restore and remedy his own doings and, in the case of “The Cat in the Hat Comes Back”, the walkway actually ends up snow shoveled and tidy.

Perhaps my fellow adoring Americans feel that Obama is the Cat.

It would explain the unquestioning acceptance of his seemingly endless and inexplicable supply of various czars. Remember cats A-Z in “… Comes Back”? They all just came popping out, one after the other, a supposed remedy for the “pink spot” problem.

What is Obama’s equivalent of the Cat’s big, red clean up machine? Besides the obvious and daunting parallel of “communism” and a big, red clean up machine, which of Obama’s amazing bureaucracies does he see as his magical solution? Most importantly, what do my fellow Americans see as the big solution?

Finally, what is Obama’s “Voom”, and when do we get to see Cat Z? If you’ll remember with me the last quote regarding “Voom”, you may also see a bit of the parallels to Dr. Seuss’ crazy pimp of fun and our Commander in Chief:

“Now, don’t ask me what Voom is. I never will now. But, boy! Let me tell you It DOES clean up snow!”

For those of us who believe we are being snowed by our magical and ubiquitously appearing President, I’m eager to find out what his end game – er, I mean – his “voom” really is.

Like the Cat in the Hat, I don’t know what Obama’s real purpose is. He certainly seems to believe -and his mindless sycophant supporters seem to agree – that he is, unto himself some kind of Deus Ex Machina in Chief.

I hope that whatever this Cat unleashes, there’s a big, red box with hook that we can put all his “things” back inside. Sadly, I don’t think he will clean up his mess like the Chapeu’ed Cat did.

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